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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2013 22:37:54 GMT -5
I don't even.
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Post by Morshu on Aug 13, 2013 23:33:47 GMT -5
You all need the joj.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2013 18:23:37 GMT -5
SPEED1) Pistol will float in mid-air and magically kill enemies for the player 2) Collect the hands of fallen enemies as trophies 3) Character model is now the scout from TF2, and will even have his saucy personality to go with it 4) Dance like a white man 5) Courage Wolf will shout random things at the player mid-match to keep him/her motivated HANDLING1) Character now lifts 2) Kick your empty magazines away, grab a partner, and fight in a Jaeger 3) Glue your primary and secondary weapon together to make a super gun 4) Character now has wheels 5) Turn pistol to its side and shoot like a gangster STEALTH1) Can no longer be teabagged 2) Force the game to takes its da mn lemons back 3) A masked guy will sometimes pop out of the screen and tell you to stop rushing like a little tard 4) Automatically mutes whiny children over the mic 5) Wield the power of George Zimmerman AWARENESS1) Build a capacitor that does absolutely nothing 2) Get extra bullets on spawn and a free pet turkey 3) Gain favour with the Illuminati 4) Power stomp Crysis style! 5) Noodle-in-a-cup will no longer tip over in the microwave RESISTANCE1) Get teammates to poke dead bodies with sticks for fun 2) Become Doctor Mario and throw pills at everything 3) Lose your legs to be a smaller target 4) Now armed with a medieval shield and windex 5) Now armed with a medieval shield and a silly hat (the circle is a head) EQUIPMENT1) Extra Windex for when there's lots of jelly on the screen 2) Equip a holy hand grenade 3) Tape three magazines together for a SUPER fast reload 4) The game will equip the most OP setup to your character 5) Brown people with silly hats are prone to explode at random ELITE1) Make your own luck, have all the cards, and force all the scrubs to be assigned towards the other team 2) Monitor the rest of the lobby's heartrate to see who touches themselves between matches 3) Wield Captain America's shield 4) Dual-wield any primaries Rambo-style 5) Summon Professor Xavier to telepathically communicate with your team of mouth-breathers.
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Post by jaedrik on Aug 15, 2013 10:24:42 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2013 22:53:00 GMT -5
And whoever posted that MW2 poster with the anime chick on it... ...it only gets weirder from here.
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Post by LeGitBeeSting on Aug 17, 2013 23:48:25 GMT -5
Thanks Japan.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2013 16:57:29 GMT -5
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Post by jaedrik on Aug 19, 2013 19:19:36 GMT -5
saw this on facebook today I say make everything legal.
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Post by Morshu on Aug 19, 2013 20:04:26 GMT -5
And make the punishment for everything death.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2013 21:21:31 GMT -5
Double-barrel shotguns count as automatic weapons.
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Post by LeGitBeeSting on Aug 19, 2013 21:24:15 GMT -5
Double-barrel shotguns count as automatic weapons. Oh yeah and the CoD engine can't handle a 12 pellet AA-12.
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Post by Den on Aug 20, 2013 3:07:03 GMT -5
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Post by Morshu on Aug 20, 2013 5:25:24 GMT -5
Oh yeah and the CoD engine can't handle a 12 pellet AA-12.
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Post by kirbyderby on Aug 25, 2013 13:04:48 GMT -5
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Post by Usagi on Aug 25, 2013 17:58:41 GMT -5
I'm okay with this.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 25, 2013 19:16:14 GMT -5
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Post by Dumien on Aug 25, 2013 20:01:33 GMT -5
My fedora is pretty sick, bro.
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Post by aidsaidsaids on Aug 25, 2013 20:44:37 GMT -5
"I want to douse you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado" iCry errytiem
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Post by LeGitBeeSting on Aug 25, 2013 21:55:37 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2013 12:04:56 GMT -5
I have reason to believe that Captain Falcon and Spaceman Spiff are father and son.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2013 16:04:23 GMT -5
Well... at least we know Call of Duty will have at least 24 games in the series and 3 remakes of CoD4.
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Post by Morshu on Sept 3, 2013 20:44:16 GMT -5
That's the first time I've seen Cloud look like a man since 1997.
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Post by LeGitBeeSting on Sept 4, 2013 16:05:24 GMT -5
Cloud's a man?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2013 16:53:51 GMT -5
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Post by jaedrik on Sept 5, 2013 15:18:23 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2013 0:11:09 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 23:50:53 GMT -5
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Post by Den on Sept 8, 2013 10:14:29 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2013 14:18:00 GMT -5
still waiting on razer tactile gaming gloves with extra firm grip action Will it look something like this?
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Post by Nintendon't on Sept 12, 2013 2:31:33 GMT -5
I'm going to hell for laughing at this.
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