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Post by TheLegendaryJ on Feb 23, 2011 13:50:19 GMT -5
If something really funny, really unexpected or really frustrating happened on Bad Company 2 when you were playing, then come here to share/rant/rave/tell/rage about here. We need something to laugh at sometimes in life, even if it means ourselves sometimes.
Atacama Desert, Defending, Helicopter owning us, in the VADS, shoot down Heli', Heli' falls on me, "WTF ARE YOU JOKING!!! CMON AND I WAS ON THE LEVEL GROUND ONE AND I COULD'VE SHOT DOWN INFANTRY!!!!!! SERIOUS-F***ING-LY!!!! THAT IS THE MOST BULL-**** THING EVER!!! I HATE THIS MAP!!!! I HATE THIS GAME!!! I HATE MY LIFE!!!! *** ****** *** **** ******* *** *****"
*Wins the game with the most points and gets MVP, best squad and highest K/D ratio*
"THAT WAS *F***ING RIDICULOUS!!!!"
I love this game, if only there was people on the mike...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2011 14:34:15 GMT -5
Come play with the guys/gals from Reddit Team Awesome. We are always on the mike and rolling pubs and occasionally random clans. www.reddit.com/r/Team_AwesomeOn topic: the other night I was mowing fools down on the machine gun in the chopper when we took a bit of damage. Good thing I'm an engineer right?? The next 2 seconds go like this Me: "Hey, level the chopper so I can repair" Pilot: "mmk" > levels the chopper. Me: Swaps to Gustav instead of repair tool and shoots directly into the floorboard of the chopper, boom Fail. Guess I was in a hurry, we got a good laugh out of it though!
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Post by TheLegendaryJ on Feb 23, 2011 14:56:46 GMT -5
Come play with the guys/gals from Reddit Team Awesome. We are always on the mike and rolling pubs and occasionally random clans. www.reddit.com/r/Team_AwesomeOn topic: the other night I was mowing fools down on the machine gun in the chopper when we took a bit of damage. Good thing I'm an engineer right?? The next 2 seconds go like this Me: "Hey, level the chopper so I can repair" Pilot: "mmk" > levels the chopper. Me: Swaps to Gustav instead of repair tool and shoots directly into the floorboard of the chopper, boom Fail. Guess I was in a hurry, we got a good laugh out of it though! I can't say how many times I forgot what item is on my left and right pads (I play on 360) and nearly screwed myself over. But never got my ass killed yet, surprisingly.
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Post by raxcoswell on Feb 23, 2011 15:16:23 GMT -5
yeah mostly i jump out of my tank and shoot a rocket in to it at point blank instead of fixing it
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Post by rubionubio on Feb 23, 2011 19:47:09 GMT -5
yeah mostly i jump out of my tank and shoot a rocket in to it at point blank instead of fixing it Either that or jump out of my tank to repair just in time to get nailed with a rocket.
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Post by raxcoswell on Feb 23, 2011 19:50:25 GMT -5
I did both of those since I last posted in this thread. Hooray.
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Post by solidsnake on Feb 24, 2011 19:25:03 GMT -5
One time on Bf 1943 in Guadalcanal and like sniper climbing the highest hill (the part close to the carpet bombing base) i was hitted and killed by a abandoned enemy plane that simply fell down the hill!!!! ROTFL after the first anger XD
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Post by dog on Feb 24, 2011 23:55:21 GMT -5
Got Destruction 2.0'ed out in the open field... what? o.O
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Post by ZeroKelvin^ on Feb 25, 2011 10:33:34 GMT -5
getting killed by my own mines while sitting in the Russian APC as American on Panama Canal Flag D
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Post by raxcoswell on Feb 27, 2011 20:35:07 GMT -5
Got Destruction 2.0'ed out in the open field... what? o.O I've been the gunner in a UH-60 flying high in the sky, when suddenly I get killed by destruction 2.0 apparently instigated by my pilot.
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Post by dog on Feb 27, 2011 23:37:00 GMT -5
Got Destruction 2.0'ed out in the open field... what? o.O I've been the gunner in a UH-60 flying high in the sky, when suddenly I get killed by destruction 2.0 apparently instigated by my pilot. This game is weird.
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Post by TheLegendaryJ on Feb 28, 2011 14:09:02 GMT -5
We were playing attackers on Rush-Valapraiso or however you spell it. Out of no where, some dude, randomly drives past all my teammates, steals our helicopter, and lands it on the lighthouse just to try and kill us with the miniguns on the heli. WTF!!! What a lovely waste of a helicopter, and we're at the second last base! SECOND! LAST! BASE! That's like a kilometer away! He even managed to kill one of us! We won buy the way. K/D whore noobs. When I got my Dentist achievement, I was laughing my ******* ass of (LMFAO.) I was trying to keep tanks and Snipers from flanking us by RPG-ing them and spotting, I went to the house to the left of the first base to kill a tank and then checked the house for Recons. No surprise that there was one there, COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS! So I decided to add insult to injury and killed him with my Drill. Moral of this wisdom: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DON'T JUST SNIPE! USE YOUR DAMN MOTION SENSORS! ... AND LEARN HOW TO SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously now.
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Post by TheLegendaryJ on Feb 28, 2011 14:11:10 GMT -5
Moral of this wisdom: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! DON'T JUST SNIPE! USE YOUR gosh darn golly gee whiz MOTION SENSORS! We have censoring on this site?
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Post by infininja on Feb 28, 2011 14:23:27 GMT -5
Come play with the guys/gals from Reddit Team Awesome. We are always on the mike and rolling pubs and occasionally random clans. www.reddit.com/r/Team_AwesomeOn topic: the other night I was mowing fools down on the machine gun in the chopper when we took a bit of damage. Good thing I'm an engineer right?? The next 2 seconds go like this Me: "Hey, level the chopper so I can repair" Pilot: "mmk" > levels the chopper. Me: Swaps to Gustav instead of repair tool and shoots directly into the floorboard of the chopper, boom Fail. Guess I was in a hurry, we got a good laugh out of it though! Every time Laguna Alta comes up I load up a shotgun assault and throw some C4 on an ATV. Some guy thought it would be awesome to steal it immediately before I got on, but I didn't have time to react. I already hit B and then right trigger, normally the sequence to hop on and start driving, but instead I got on the back seat and triggered the C4. Thanks man. Anyways, I find these threads are almost exclusively "you had to be there" moments unless there's video, so I'll probably just stay out of this.
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Post by rubionubio on Feb 28, 2011 15:51:04 GMT -5
Actually Infininja that's pretty funny even without a video I thought you were going to say that you launched the guy into orbit with your C4 lol.
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Post by TheLegendaryJ on Feb 28, 2011 23:09:09 GMT -5
Come play with the guys/gals from Reddit Team Awesome. We are always on the mike and rolling pubs and occasionally random clans. www.reddit.com/r/Team_AwesomeOn topic: the other night I was mowing fools down on the machine gun in the chopper when we took a bit of damage. Good thing I'm an engineer right?? The next 2 seconds go like this Me: "Hey, level the chopper so I can repair" Pilot: "mmk" > levels the chopper. Me: Swaps to Gustav instead of repair tool and shoots directly into the floorboard of the chopper, boom Fail. Guess I was in a hurry, we got a good laugh out of it though! Every time Laguna Alta comes up I load up a shotgun assault and throw some C4 on an ATV. Some guy thought it would be awesome to steal it immediately before I got on, but I didn't have time to react. I already hit B and then right trigger, normally the sequence to hop on and start driving, but instead I got on the back seat and triggered the C4. Thanks man. Anyways, I find these threads are almost exclusively "you had to be there" moments unless there's video, so I'll probably just stay out of this. I never really see that strategy being used anymore in Battlefield, that is if your plan was to drive your ATV straight into a tank and blowing it to Kingdom Come. Everyone hated me for doing that in 1943. "Hey, some noob is driving straight at us in a jeep. Wait." *dies* "WTF MAN!" Classic.
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Post by rubionubio on Mar 1, 2011 11:55:37 GMT -5
I dunno, the "Jihad Jeep" still gets some pretty regular play on certain maps. For example, the first two MCOMs on Nelson Bay usually get Destruction'd by a C4-laden ATV.
I don't really like it as a tactic, but it's hilarious to me as a concept.
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Post by solidsnake on Mar 1, 2011 14:45:17 GMT -5
I dunno, the "Jihad Jeep" still gets some pretty regular play on certain maps. For example, the first two MCOMs on Nelson Bay usually get Destruction'd by a C4-laden ATV. I don't really like it as a tactic, but it's hilarious to me as a concept. I hate it! Sometimes the 40's version appears on Bf 1943 for "antitank actions" very powerful. One time i was roadkilled by a jeep after the driver sniping by me.
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Post by rubionubio on Mar 1, 2011 23:11:50 GMT -5
Oh! I do have one of these stories and I wasn't going to tell it because I tend to get long-winded and nostalgic, but fuck it; If you don't want to read it, don't. For those of you that do, I hope I can do it justice, because it was EPIC in person.
So I'm playing Isla, and I'm on defense, playing with my bros on Teamspeak, so we're pretty much dominating. I'm trying to get my SA M95 badge, so I'm using the gun which I probably hate most in the game.
There's the usual couple of choppers flying overhead but two of my clan-mates are on heli-patrol and are taking them down after about 30 seconds usually, so I'm not even close to worried about them. I'm in the very front of the base out near the beach because I'm trying to snipe back into their base (since they're turtling like my pipi when it's 0° outside). Little did I know that someone had snuck around the back side of the base near B and had successfully spawned a full squad; I throw a motion mine because I hear gunfire behind me where no allies show on the map, and simultaneously the "CHARGE SET AT BRAVO" announcement flashes on my screen, so I quickly switch to my M95 and look back up towards the bomb-site (I'm down on the beach, hidden by the little cliff-thingy, maybe 10m away from B).
The second I turn around I see an engineer with a shotgun right at the top of the "cliff" above me, so I line up a shot and panic, zooming in instead of no-scoping him, so I miss him, barely.
But then, I hear the little sound effect you get from points and see the hitmarker "X" on my screen, so I'm like "WTF?? How is this guy still shooting me?!?!"
The mental conversation so far is going something like this:
Just stay alive while I switch to my Grach, but fuck me to tears I forgot to reload it since the last time I used it and I only have three bullets in the mag and that's not enough because there's four of those guys and one of them's a medic and maybe I'll switch to my Gustav and take them all out and suicide but then my bros can't spawn on me to disarm the crate and my screen is going dark and I can't hear anything and OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BOOM death from explosion. Figure it's probably a grenade from a boat or something, but then it says "EPIC FAIL" because I suicided wtf?!
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Turns out that the hitmarker I'd got was from the pilot of one of the choppers flying overhead, who happened to be flying directly behind the guy I was shooting at from down below on the beach. After he died the idiot gunners didn't even bail from the chopper (they said they thought he was just landing lol).
So, the chopper crash landed directly on top of me, the engineer shooting at me (now charging in for a knife kill because he was using a USAS and missed with 90% of the pellets lulz) and 2 of his squad mates, killing all of us.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it. I killed a pilot, two gunners, three people on the ground, and suicided myself with a single errant .50 BMG round. This is the reason why BC2 needs Theater Mode, and why I'm going to start recording all my games.
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Post by klokateer on Mar 2, 2011 17:15:41 GMT -5
rubionubio - that story was epic
here's one for you
Valparaiso Rush, Defense. Game start, engineer kit AT mines
Hit Enter, load in and make a mad dash to my favorite AT mine drop. I get to it, drop the mines in my special spot, and go for my next position to mow down infantry.
I hear the tank rolling up, turn to track it's progress and notice as it parks... RIGHT NEXT TO MY MINES without detonating them (just out of range I suspect).
So, I hoof it to the mine placement, feed them buckshot and enjoy a nice Tank and Double kill as well as the "klokateer got first blood!" message that flashes on the screen.
Next thing I know, the chat box is flooded with HACKusations because of the silly bug that confuses AT mine kills with the weapon that was used to detonate them. The guys on attack thought I had blown up their Bradley <15seconds into the game with my 870CS.
It was hilarious then and still makes me laugh thinking back on it.
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Post by raxcoswell on Mar 2, 2011 17:38:43 GMT -5
hahaha nubio. truly wild.
also M95 was my least favourite gun, 4x is my least favourite 1st slot. but combined....sick-nasty
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Post by TheLegendaryJ on Mar 3, 2011 14:48:42 GMT -5
hahaha nubio. truly wild. also M95 was my least favourite gun, 4x is my least favourite 1st slot. but combined....sick-nasty And then man discovered the SHOTGUN.
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Post by rubionubio on Mar 3, 2011 16:10:58 GMT -5
Hehe yep, takes practice to do well with the sniper-as-a-shotgun, otherwise you just miss your one shot! And I'm not that good lol.
Glad you guys liked my chopper action movie sequence... I would give a lot of money to have had that recorded!
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Post by TheLegendaryJ on Mar 7, 2011 15:02:00 GMT -5
This story is why I don't snipe.
I was playing Attackers on Vietnam and I tried to work on my sniping skills, my team was unfairly stacked so we were winning quick and I was on one of my "bad" days so I went slow. Get a guy in my sights who was shooting at me (poorly) and I tried to headshot him (anyone notice the sensitivity on the rifles is too high?) Anyway, I fired one shot at him, it missed and hit the hill behind him.
"BOOM HEADSHOT" Goes the screen and I'm wondering how the hell was that possible?
Frikken' aim assist making the kills for me. I want to getter better on my own (no) thank you.
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Post by solidsnake on Mar 8, 2011 22:06:56 GMT -5
This story is why I don't snipe. I was playing Attackers on Vietnam and I tried to work on my sniping skills, my team was unfairly stacked so we were winning quick and I was on one of my "bad" days so I went slow. Get a guy in my sights who was shooting at me (poorly) and I tried to headshot him (anyone notice the sensitivity on the rifles is too high?) Anyway, I fired one shot at him, it missed and hit the hill behind him. "BOOM HEADSHOT" Goes the screen and I'm wondering how the hell was that possible? Frikken' aim assist making the kills for me. I want to getter better on my own (no) thank you. Do you play it on console? This happen too much frequently, sometimes in 1943 change headshots for bodyshots ruining the sniper game, on bc 2 is just freac.kin hilarious, at least for the shooter
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Post by TheLegendaryJ on Mar 9, 2011 14:58:02 GMT -5
This story is why I don't snipe. I was playing Attackers on Vietnam and I tried to work on my sniping skills, my team was unfairly stacked so we were winning quick and I was on one of my "bad" days so I went slow. Get a guy in my sights who was shooting at me (poorly) and I tried to headshot him (anyone notice the sensitivity on the rifles is too high?) Anyway, I fired one shot at him, it missed and hit the hill behind him. "BOOM HEADSHOT" Goes the screen and I'm wondering how the hell was that possible? Frikken' aim assist making the kills for me. I want to getter better on my own (no) thank you. Do you play it on console? This happen too much frequently, sometimes in 1943 change headshots for bodyshots ruining the sniper game, on bc 2 is just freac.kin hilarious, at least for the shooter I have 360 Elite and I don't like the auto-aim. AT ALL!
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Post by undoubledzim on Mar 13, 2011 10:15:12 GMT -5
you can turn off the aim assist in the options I turned it off and never looked back
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Post by solidsnake on Mar 16, 2011 19:35:01 GMT -5
you can turn off the aim assist in the options I turned it off and never looked back Aim assist yes, but nothig to do about the HIT assist i think, im sorry i want mean HIT assist, not AIM
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Post by H8ters2 on Mar 30, 2011 15:03:19 GMT -5
Dude, i was playing rush on the "desert" map (IDK how to spell it lol) and was attacking. i was planting a charge at B and about 5 seconds after i got done, The screen goes black and it kicks me to the main menu. WHAT THE FUCK!
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Post by natsuterran on Apr 1, 2011 8:58:22 GMT -5
Once I was on Defense on Isla inocentes. I was engineer and using AT mines for whatever reason. A pack of the enemy team consisted of recons sniping from the obvious spots on the mountain ridge. They eventually take the first base. I decide to hang out around the back of the island, using a parked jetski to jump back up to the back without having to go around the front.
Just as I planned, teams of recons moved their way onto our original island to snipe into the village from across the ocean. I ran around, not being stealthy in the slightest, knifing, drilling, and shooting them in the back of the heads. I killed 3 like this on the island. On the third kill I hear "Man Down!!" from pretty far away. I look over and there are 2 additional recons on one of those shallow land islands. I swim over there and stick my knife into their lucious, soft necks. I swim back to the island using that jetski to jump back up it. There is another sniper back at the top by the crumpled house. I knife him and realized that I had gotten his dogtags for the third time at this point. Do these guys ever learn?
I saw another sniper out at a different shallow land mass directly behind the large island. That's when it dawned on me that I still had 6 AT mines on me. I plopped them all down as a big stack directly behind the wookie. I stood to the side and started shooting them but they didn't go off at all. I threw my grenade at it and jumped back. The sniper sloooooowly turned to face me just as an immense explosion erupted and launched his filthy body across the water onto the street that the Bradley uses to travel. I was laughing so friggin hard. That was the best ragdoll I had ever seen. From that moment forward, I was never able to take defense on Isla Inocentes seriously. I always camp in the back and wait for them to take the base in hopes of replicating the fun I had on that covert mission.
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