I play CoD when I'm trashed from time to time. Okay, a lot of the time. Don't judge me.
Anyhow, my sober KDR is in the 1.5 Range. So if I'm fucking trashed and horrible why am I getting matched up with these dudes when I can barely aim straight at a street lamp? This wasn't a problem before, do I have to put in Black Ops 1 to get matched with 10 year olds now?
How about something like every .01 BAC is a -1% to the skill based index, or whatever, eh? Sound good? Fair? Whatever.
Or maybe I should just be trashed all the time in BO2? BO2 = Alcoholism++. Thanks, Treyarch.
Next year MW4's hardened edition will come with a "free" (the cost of the hardened edition will double) xbox compatible breathalyzer. When plugged in and a BAC above .25 is registered, it unlocks a special playlist just for you and your drinking buddies to engage in inebriated cowadooty funtime!
Would be perfect for appealing to the older audience.
I've been with this series since CoD1 as a teenager and I don't consider myself old.
Unlocking a playlist sounds fucking retarded too, it'd be the most goddamned retarded playlist ever. I just want to kick back in a casual environment when I'm a complete idiot and play against other idiots.
SPM heavily favors more offensive and active playstyles. And while that's fine, it's not like you're a worse player if you switch to a more defensive playstyle at any time.
I see that a bit different: >> SPM heavily favors sober players.
1-2 beers thru I play aggressively TDM, DOM, KC, kdr 2.5-5.0, score max. 3->5 beers I slow down, kdr 1.5 and falling, moderate score, after 6 beers I run around firing at teammates and friendly helis, kdr 0.2, score? what is it? … after 7 beers I swap to HC SnD.
Sad there is no switch on/off button to register performance and everything counts. or at least a built-in breathalyser to weight players performance...
.... by a "beer" I mean strong european dark style beer 9%, 0.5liter...
Yeah that’s a nice idea. Really liked it. My uncle has been working for a dui for many years now and he even liked this idea. I think it is going to raise awareness among people and will bring down such instances.
Last Edit: Jul 30, 2017 22:34:09 GMT -5 by gustave63
I'm just trying to imagine this guy's uncle breaking several random laws before he finally understands what a DUI is and trying to get arrested for it. "What do you mean you're arresting me for arson?! I wanted a DUI!" "What do you mean I need a vehicle to commit a DUI?!" "I'm out of jail! Let's rob someone with a vehicle. Maybe that's what a DUI is!" "Driving under the influence? The influence of what? Kid rock?" "The music is loud- where's all the cops chasing me?!" "But officer, Kid Rock was very influential for his time! He up-jumped the boogey!"