kalar
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Post by kalar on Dec 7, 2012 0:03:33 GMT -5
I play CoD when I'm trashed from time to time. Okay, a lot of the time. Don't judge me.
Anyhow, my sober KDR is in the 1.5 Range. So if I'm fucking trashed and horrible why am I getting matched up with these dudes when I can barely aim straight at a street lamp? This wasn't a problem before, do I have to put in Black Ops 1 to get matched with 10 year olds now?
How about something like every .01 BAC is a -1% to the skill based index, or whatever, eh? Sound good? Fair? Whatever.
Or maybe I should just be trashed all the time in BO2? BO2 = Alcoholism++. Thanks, Treyarch.
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Post by blues27xx on Dec 7, 2012 0:14:46 GMT -5
Genius!
Next year MW4's hardened edition will come with a "free" (the cost of the hardened edition will double) xbox compatible breathalyzer. When plugged in and a BAC above .25 is registered, it unlocks a special playlist just for you and your drinking buddies to engage in inebriated cowadooty funtime!
Would be perfect for appealing to the older audience.
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kalar
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Post by kalar on Dec 7, 2012 0:27:16 GMT -5
Older audience?
I've been with this series since CoD1 as a teenager and I don't consider myself old.
Unlocking a playlist sounds fucking retarded too, it'd be the most goddamned retarded playlist ever. I just want to kick back in a casual environment when I'm a complete idiot and play against other idiots.
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Post by blues27xx on Dec 7, 2012 0:29:46 GMT -5
Sarcasm detector = broken
>_>
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kalar
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Post by kalar on Dec 7, 2012 0:31:43 GMT -5
SBMM Sucks.
That's all I have to say.
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wwaa
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Post by wwaa on Dec 7, 2012 7:51:34 GMT -5
.... There is only 1 solution – at least on PC – two steam accounts if one wants to enjoy BO2 fully. First acc: beers No 1 and 2 and serious competitive play, then logout/login, scnd acc: beers 3+ and fun crazy rushing with a tomahawk. …………… I can play that way, no problem, but not for 6 hours .... I like to drink 3-5 beers in the meantime, J.D and coke, eat something, relax, look around, no time for that here. ………….. SPM heavily favors more offensive and active playstyles. And while that's fine, it's not like you're a worse player if you switch to a more defensive playstyle at any time. I see that a bit different: >> SPM heavily favors sober players. 1-2 beers thru I play aggressively TDM, DOM, KC, kdr 2.5-5.0, score max. 3->5 beers I slow down, kdr 1.5 and falling, moderate score, after 6 beers I run around firing at teammates and friendly helis, kdr 0.2, score? what is it? … after 7 beers I swap to HC SnD. Sad there is no switch on/off button to register performance and everything counts. or at least a built-in breathalyser to weight players performance... .... by a "beer" I mean strong european dark style beer 9%, 0.5liter...
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Post by anthraxx on Dec 7, 2012 10:23:44 GMT -5
Cool story OP.
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richardj
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Post by richardj on Dec 7, 2012 20:57:56 GMT -5
I like it. When you want to play against easier competition, you can have your alcoholic friend drive over and blow for you!
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Robospy
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Post by Robospy on Dec 8, 2012 17:10:29 GMT -5
How about a playlist that only unlocks if you blow a 0.02 or higher, no more kiddies in your games ever!
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Post by gustave63 on Jul 29, 2017 3:06:02 GMT -5
Yeah that’s a nice idea. Really liked it. My uncle has been working for a dui for many years now and he even liked this idea. I think it is going to raise awareness among people and will bring down such instances.
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Post by illram on Jul 29, 2017 9:59:22 GMT -5
Joining DenK for SEO spam?! That is some true dedication right there.
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Will
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Post by Will on Jul 30, 2017 15:25:14 GMT -5
this is better than the kitchen bots
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2017 16:11:49 GMT -5
I'm just trying to imagine this guy's uncle breaking several random laws before he finally understands what a DUI is and trying to get arrested for it. "What do you mean you're arresting me for arson?! I wanted a DUI!" "What do you mean I need a vehicle to commit a DUI?!" "I'm out of jail! Let's rob someone with a vehicle. Maybe that's what a DUI is!" "Driving under the influence? The influence of what? Kid rock?" "The music is loud- where's all the cops chasing me?!" "But officer, Kid Rock was very influential for his time! He up-jumped the boogey!"
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bradman
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Post by bradman on Jul 31, 2017 18:02:15 GMT -5
He up-jumped the boogey
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Post by GodMars on Aug 1, 2017 10:27:32 GMT -5
This game suc... wait, what are we talking about?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2017 15:47:19 GMT -5
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