Post by UrbaneVirtuoso on Jul 19, 2013 14:05:09 GMT -5
A Tennessee lawyer is suing Apple because he accidentally typed "Foxtrotbook.com" instead of "Facebook.com" (apparently it's easy to accidentally do this) and was exposed to pornography. As we all know, due to the biological sensibilities of males, the very sight of porn immediately turns one into a raving porn addict -- and so it was with this poor, innocent lawyer fellow. His addiction cost him his wife, son and job. All because Apple didn't install an anti-porn filter, like any oh-so-sensible company would. So then, let's cheer for this courageous man, for bringing light to this obviously sad state of affairs, and wish him luck in his totally (ie: not) sensible lawsuit.
Choice quotes from the complaint!
The first paragraph literally being him advertising the poopy band he's in or something:
The plaintiff still loves and has forgiven Apple, despite them being extremely monstrous because they didn't install an anti-porn filter:
From his end, porn is not only responsible for pedophiles, but "consumers" of prostitutes as well as the gays:
He also says porn can hospitalize you, and is like being on a really bad acid trip:
Thoughts? :U
Choice quotes from the complaint!
The first paragraph literally being him advertising the poopy band he's in or something:
Just for Apple’s and the Court’s convenience, my electronic group made a music video/vocal edit of Zedd’s “Shave It Up” combined with the talk on “the demise of guys,” that summarizes the issues in the lawsuit as it relates to rewiring, voyeurism products liability, and systemic problems that are the direct result of our collective arrogance to not do something about an problem [sic] area.
The plaintiff still loves and has forgiven Apple, despite them being extremely monstrous because they didn't install an anti-porn filter:
The Plaintiff loves Apple. The Plaintiff believes in Apple, as a company and knows it has good intent. Since its inception, Apple has always been a pro-family company. Apple has always been an entity that is concerned with the welfare of our Nation’s children, while furthering pro-American values. There is no reason for Apple, a private company to overly support pornography online, explicit sexual content which has led to the proliferation of arousal addiction, sex trafficking, prostitution, and countless numbers of destroyed lives.
From his end, porn is not only responsible for pedophiles, but "consumers" of prostitutes as well as the gays:
Pedophiles and the consumers of prostitutes, nearly all of which are males, did not start out that way. Nearly all of those men started down that path after looking at porn.
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The evidence of porn’s terrible impact is all around us. (The fact that we are allowing gay people to serve in our military which is going to produce terrible consequence is the result of a collective culture mindset warped by the lie that porn is harmless…)
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The evidence of porn’s terrible impact is all around us. (The fact that we are allowing gay people to serve in our military which is going to produce terrible consequence is the result of a collective culture mindset warped by the lie that porn is harmless…)
He also says porn can hospitalize you, and is like being on a really bad acid trip:
His failed marriage caused the Plaintiff to experience emotional distress to the point of hospitalization. The Plaintiff could no longer tell the difference between Internet pornography and tangible intercourse due to the content he accessed through the Apple products, which failed to provide him with warnings of the dangers of online pornography whatsoever.
Thoughts? :U