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Post by probaddie on Dec 7, 2014 10:26:26 GMT -5
could somebody give me the tldr on what has happened in the last year here. Only if you answer this question. How penis are you on a scale of one to "penis" with one being the most penis and "penis" being the least? I hate it when pach asks me this question. I just memorize the answer. (Hint: it's "penis".)
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Post by probaddie on Dec 6, 2014 11:00:07 GMT -5
im pretty sure they play titanfall more anyway You know you're going to burn in DenKirson hell for your sins, right?
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Post by probaddie on Dec 4, 2014 15:51:53 GMT -5
yeah like the klingon stuff I think that actually manages to count as negative stuff.
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Post by probaddie on Dec 4, 2014 15:18:02 GMT -5
I dont actually do anything. I just get credit for a lot of stuff. Dam n right you do(n't).
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Post by probaddie on Nov 30, 2014 22:57:53 GMT -5
Gun always pointed at own face Which won't matter if SHG do the right thing and make shotguns completely useless.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 30, 2014 20:52:53 GMT -5
Shotgun pellet count has been reduced by 50% due to overwhelming feedback from the community. ... So shotguns still fire more than zero pellets? Way to drop the ball again, SHG.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 30, 2014 17:28:38 GMT -5
I have no idea who that is, so I looked him up and all I can find is shit about his sexual assault case. That's all you need to know.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 30, 2014 8:17:44 GMT -5
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Post by probaddie on Nov 26, 2014 19:34:45 GMT -5
I wonder how may DLC weapons they have planned? Hopefully they have an LMG a Shotgun planned because right now is the lowest number of LMGs to date and 3 shotguns just too low. Three party-poppers seems plenty to me.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 26, 2014 19:05:05 GMT -5
Who doesnt love some good old fashion penetration? Bed bugs?
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Post by probaddie on Nov 23, 2014 13:20:42 GMT -5
I am still catching up, but three guns? Are the names Bal, Bal and Bal? In unlock order, they are Bal-27, Bal-27: The Martin Scorcese Redux and Bal-27: Extreme Gore Edition.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 18, 2014 22:14:58 GMT -5
With all respect, no one else here legitimately believes that people can be as short as 25 millimeters (~1 inch). um excuse me Did you overlook the word "people"?
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Post by probaddie on Nov 18, 2014 18:50:38 GMT -5
... the 7.51mm people that have purchased the game to date have the same skill on average as the 20-25mm people... you imbeciles. With all respect, no one else here legitimately believes that people can be as short as 25 millimeters (~1 inch). Oh God, have I become the new LB?
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Post by probaddie on Nov 17, 2014 22:24:05 GMT -5
"Going negative" is fine as that refers to kd spread. But it's literally impossible to have a negative KDR. Not if you hack the game. There are plenty of people that have -2352457245734683 kills -2147483648 kills. C'mon now, surely everyone knows their powers of two off by heart. Edit: No? Well, I'll just go hide in a corner then.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 12, 2014 21:20:56 GMT -5
dont ask stupid questions probaddie Why not? They're more fun than intelligent ones. Edit: This seems relevant:
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Post by probaddie on Nov 12, 2014 21:16:40 GMT -5
for the last time it doesnt need a flamingo Okay, first question: what needs a flamingo? Second question: why doesn't it have a flamingo?
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Post by probaddie on Nov 12, 2014 21:02:56 GMT -5
That one gets me every time.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 11, 2014 12:41:17 GMT -5
Next patch will resolve glitch that causes shotguns to occasionally kill. The next patch will fix the bug where the shotgun's pellets deal non-zero damage to an opponent.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 4, 2014 20:29:44 GMT -5
I recognize that probuddy is a doge. That's impressive considering you're a pony with one functional eye holding an AA-12. If I didn't know any better I'd guess that you were completely useless.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 4, 2014 15:00:34 GMT -5
Pretty sure all the data on Symthic was via Marvel/Probaddie in the first place Correct. Marv's credited on their team page and probaddie is on the accuracy plots page. This. Y'all better recognize... that... um... things and stuff.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 4, 2014 9:07:49 GMT -5
Let's all say what we like the most about Marvel. I'll start: Marvel is marvelous. My turn: he's hung like a thorough-bred stallion. True story.
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Post by probaddie on Nov 1, 2014 14:57:33 GMT -5
This thread: not even once.
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Post by probaddie on Oct 24, 2014 5:26:24 GMT -5
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Post by probaddie on Oct 23, 2014 5:29:39 GMT -5
So probuddy is a girl too? I'll say this much: I'm more girl than you could ever handle.
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Post by probaddie on Oct 22, 2014 15:57:40 GMT -5
Your post is invalid. Learn how to spell, moran. P.S. - jk i luv u <3
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Post by probaddie on Oct 22, 2014 5:42:26 GMT -5
"Not seeing the forest from the trees" doesn't even begin to describe the myopia here.
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Post by probaddie on Oct 22, 2014 5:39:52 GMT -5
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Post by probaddie on Oct 3, 2014 9:40:57 GMT -5
Nope's are for dopes. Trufax. It was a quick tip loading screen quickie in CoD so it must be true. Nope.
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Post by probaddie on Oct 3, 2014 9:19:17 GMT -5
That doesn't even make any sense. I don't even know where that's going, however here's something I do know: Nope.
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Post by probaddie on Oct 3, 2014 8:39:00 GMT -5
No you. They don't call yah pro-BADCUZHEZMAD the doge for nuthin'. And they don't call you LeGitDeeSuck for your... wait, that's exactly why they call you that.
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